Dive into the archives.
- “The Truth About Aspartame” – Rabid Garfunkel
Okay, shameless self-promotion time… this is a silly one from the past that’s been reborn into the present, a little rougher around the edges.
The original version of The Truth About Aspartame had a lot of firsts for me: it was my first song done with my first drum machine; and I was auditioning a bassist [...]
- “Planet Claire” – B-52’s
Since I’m ramping up for 4 days of touring with the Primitive Screwheads, here’s a song I would absofuckinglutely love to cover, as an opening number. Hot diggity-damn!
The theremin would definitely be in there. Anybody want to give me some extra pairs of arms?
YouTube
YouTube, live
- Tour in two weeks
Primitive Screwheads are going on tour, three states in four days. Yee-haw.


The Last Word